Happy Monday, Geekly Gang! Kyra Kyle here. Today, March 2nd, is Dr. Seuss’s birthday. We’re celebrating by listing our Top 5 Dr. Seuss Stories, and that’s not just me, Kyra, saying that. I asked all the Geekly writers for their favorite Dr. Seuss stories; the higher on someone’s list a story goes, the more points it earns. I weighted the results, and the following is our Geekly Writers Top 5 Dr. Seuss Stories.
And yes. We legitimately had a three-way tie for fifth place. So, this ended up more like a Top 7 Dr. Seuss Stories.
Tied 5) The Butter Battle Book
The Butter Battle Book is an anti-war story. It chronicles the battle between the Yooks and Zooks. One butters their toast on one side, while the other butters their toast on the other. The two groups war, amassing weapons that can destroy the world. The Butter Battle Book is a fun way to just say no to war. And it points out the idiotic reasons why some wars begin.
Tied 5) The Zax
Take away the war angle, and The Zax has a similar message to The Butter Battle Book: stubbornness and how it destroys lives. The Zax live in the Prairie of Prax. Two varieties exist, North-Going Zaxes and South-Going Zaxes. When the two meet, their stubbornness causes them to refuse going in any other direction. Eventually, the world passes them by.
Tied 5) The Cat in the Hat
To say The Cat in the Hat is iconic would be an understatement. The Cat in the Hat is so iconic that it’s become an icon for Random House Books. Despite that, The Cat in the Hat lands in a three-way tie for fifth on this list. While The Cat in the Hat may be one of the first books most of us read (the book was kept to 225 unique words so new readers could learn them), we preferred the messages behind other Dr. Seuss stories more.
4) Oh! The Places You’ll Go!
The great thing about a list like this is that some of you are thinking, Oh! The Places You’ll Go! is way too far down this list, while others are rolling their eyes. Surely, some of you heard excerpts from Oh! The Places You’ll Go! in a graduation or two or twenty. Yes. Oh! The Places You’ll Go! leans into sappiness, but it’s also the final story published during Dr. Seuss’s lifetime. I like thinking of this book as Oh! The Places You’ve Taken Us!
3) The Sneetches
While The Sneetches holds a great message of discrimination and acceptance, we may be biased toward The Sneetches because I portrayed Sylvester McMonkey McBean (The Fix-it-up Chappie) in a Children’s Theater rendition of The Sneetches. Does McBean teach the Sneetches (a race of alien creatures where some have stars on their bellies and others don’t) a lesson? Or did my former character want to make a quick buck erasing and adding stars to gullible Sneetches? You decide.
2) What Was I Scared Of
What Was I Scared Of? is the strangest inclusion on this list. Some of our writers rated What Was I Scared Of? as their number one Dr. Seuss story, while other writers (myself included) didn’t even include the story on their list. Oddly enough, What Was I Scared Of?’s message works with The Sneetches’ (that’s maybe why they were included in the same collection). What Was I Scared Of? centers on the fear of something one doesn’t know. That fear can lead to discrimination. I like how the pale green pants with nobody inside them only want to be friends.
1) The Lorax
Who doesn’t love Truffula Trees, Brown Bar-ba-loots in their Bar-ba-loot suits, Swomee-Swans, and Humming-Fishes? We sure do. The Lorax didn’t quite claim the top spot on every one of our writers’ lists, but it came close. This classic tale of environmentalism warns of what will happen if we don’t take care of our planet. But The Lorax offers hope and an actionable request. The Once-ler gives the unnamed, young child a Truffula seed. He asks the child to plant the Truffula seed and treat the land better than the Once-ler. Hopefully, there’s still time for us to plant Truffula Trees before we no longer have Brown Bar-ba-loots in their Bar-ba-loot suits.
That’s our list of the Top 5 Dr. Seuss Stories. This is by no means an exhaustive list. Plenty of stories made our lists (including mine) that didn’t manage to crack the Top 5. Wait! I just checked. I had the most stories on my list to not make the cut. I demand a recount. Let us know your favorite Dr. Seuss Stories in the comments. Thank you for reading, and wherever you are, I hope you’re having a great day.
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