Hello, Geekly Gang. Skye here. Since I’ve already done a post last year about my “Top 10 Christmas Classics,” I decided to take a different route this year. This list’s “Christmas” movies are certainly…different. While Christmas is commonly associated with joyous, hopeful, and loving emotions, sometimes, I’m not in that mood. Here are some movies to watch this holiday season for those who want to experience a different kind of holiday spirit.
1) Batman Returns (1992)
We’re starting off strong. Bet you forgot that Batman Returns was a Christmas movie. Given the film’s vibe, I can’t say I blame you. Batman Returns turns up the adult yet comic-book tone of Tim Burton’s Batman to 11 and goes full force into the dark and gritty we’re familiar with when it comes to the Caped Crusader. Even to this day, I’m not entirely sure what to make of Batman Returns, but part of me can’t help but respect it for how over-the-top it is. Here’s a freshly gnawed-off human nose. Merry Christmas!
2) 12 Monkeys (1995)
12 Monkeys is another movie you probably forgot was set during Christmas. You’re welcome. While Christmas isn’t the focus, you can understand why someone would feel compelled to watch it around this time of year. A deadly virus has been released, and only James Cole (Bruce Willis) can save the future from it. Fa la-la-la-la-la? It honestly sounds more like a SyFy action movie of the week than a Christmas film, but I give 12 Monkeys a pass due to the inclusion of Bruce Willis. Despite what Bruce Willis claims, any movie he’s attached to is technically a Christmas movie. Maybe I should put The Sixth Sense on the list.
3) Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)
There’s a lot of violence on this list, but Silent Night, Deadly Night is easily the most violent. You can’t get much more violent than a slasher film about a killer Santa Claus. Did this need to exist? No, but I’m so glad it does. Hollywood has always churned out dopey surface-level slasher flicks since the release of John Carpenter’s original Halloween, but Silent Night, Deadly Night could very well be its crowning achievement. A testament to gratuitous blood and gore, Silent Night, Deadly Night could be your next odd holiday staple. Just don’t forget garbage day.
4) Gremlins (1984)
What unconventional Christmas movie list would be complete without Gremlins? Y’all may already know, but Gremlins spawned a whole subgenre of horror/comedies revolving around tiny creatures trying to kill you and has since become a cinematic icon. Whether you get into Gremlins due to the subject matter or the holiday season, it’s not going away any time soon. Kate’s Dad says, Merry Christmas. If you know, you know.
5) Bad Santa (2003)
Surprisingly, Bad Santa might be more difficult to get through than Silent Night, Deadly Night. Bad Santa perverts everyone’s idea of the holidays, so this one hits a little too close to home. As I sit watching a drunken Billy Bob Thornton ruin Christmas for every child he comes across as the worst mall Santa to exist, I traumatize my inner child. Bad Santa holds on to a small portion of the holiday spirit as our “hero” realizes that Christmas isn’t about armed robbery, but the fact that sentence exists is the reason this movie is on the list. If y’all are up for it, feel free to take a look. Bad Santa is a mood-based watch.
With that said, those are my picks for 5 Unconventional Christmas Movies. Let us know what your favorite unconventional Christmas movies are in the comments. This post was fun to write, and I hope y’all had fun too. Whether you follow standard holiday traditions or have your own unique celebrations, Christmas is a holiday many of us hold dear. So long as you’re having fun (and being safe), go out and enjoy Christmas your way. Merry Christmas, Geekly Gang!
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